Intoxicated senseless.

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

(via lextenou)

tamorapierce:

perpetualvelocity:

mollymullikin:

spoopycapaldii:

We’re up all night to get spoopy

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we’re up all night to get spoopy

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we’re up all night to get spoopy

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we’re up all night to get spoopy

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The last one FUCK ING KILLED ME

OH MY GOD THERES MORE

who and/or what is spoopy, Mr. Bones?

wakethosewhoslumber:

blua:

this is why she is the queen of genovia

this is why she is the queen of genovia

(via negativeblue)

pukin:

phooka-14:

meganfoxrocksmyworld:

Reasons I love Megan Denise Fox.

Because if I don’t stand up for her, who will? Okay, I can name about 6 people that will, but we’re small voices that can’t do anything. But I’m not gonna stop standing up for her. Even if the media refuses to NOT take Michael’s side.
You don’t have to be a fan of Megan Fox to acknowledge the injustice Megan suffered on the set of Transformers from Michael Bay and his “loyal” crew. When Megan’s comment on Michael Bay came out, everyone sided with Michael Bay, calling Megan a “brat” or “ungrateful” and saying she should have kept her mouth shut. These are grown ass men and they couldn’t shrug off a comment from a 23 year old woman. This Behind the Scene clip is just a glimpse and I cannot even imagine what ended up on the cutting room floor. Detailed bullet point of their relationship throughout the years. (stops after Jonah Hex) [x]
Michael made Megan model wardrobe options (short shorts and belly tops) in front of a room full of men, made her audition by washing his car in a bikini while he filmed it (of which Michael Bay hasn’t denied) And while the disgusting 3 quarters of the planet will side with Michael saying Megan’s a “whore” and “agreed to it anyways” or “asked for it”, do not know her side of the story. Megan’s wanted to act for her entire life stemming from Judy Garland and Marilyn Monroe.Day in and day out for both Transformers movies, Megan had this tyrant barking orders at her about bending over the car, arch her back and dictating what she wore and even naming her character after himself. Michael Bay is disgusting. I don’t care what Megan says about him now, it doesn’t excuse how he treated her and dragged her name through the mud. Megan’s been on 12 movies so far and has only had ONE crew complain about her. But to this day, people BELIEVE she’s the bad one to work with. That’s the power of this piece of shit, Michael Bay.

bring awareness to this

ew

(Source: MeganFoxRocksMyWorld, via tamorapierce)

So my professor was asking questions.

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?

Like 3 people: *raises hand*

Professor: Who plans on never getting married?

Me: *raises hand*

Professor: *points me out* why?

Me: It's illegal.

Professor: touche.

angstbotfic:

wedrinkmoriartea:

S H O T S F I R E D

OMG LOL truth. so much truth. 

angstbotfic:

wedrinkmoriartea:

S H O T S
F I R E D

OMG LOL truth. so much truth. 

thelast-thingido:

Here we see Lana looking for her scenes in the new ouat scripts

thelast-thingido:

Here we see Lana looking for her scenes in the new ouat scripts

(Source: naomigokce)

Yum.

Yum.

spectr0-magic:

words to live by

(Source: 2000ish, via lextenou)

ninemoons42:

youtube-erryday:

This is quite literally my favourite caption of all time

oh, that’s just awesome

ninemoons42:

youtube-erryday:

This is quite literally my favourite caption of all time

oh, that’s just awesome

(via johanirae)

Holy smokes, 5 years? 

Holy smokes, 5 years?